Tag: Daniel Kakuru
Dear Boychild, Away Games Will Get You Killed
Do you remember the Mutooro man called Jerome Mugenyi? In December 2020, the man from Kasusu, Fort Portal blew life into a scandal and...
Why Are More Men Making Public Marriage Proposals – And Being...
By Daniel Kakuru
It was November, 2014. A man from Guangzhou in China walked into an Apple shop. Purchased 99 iPhone 6s (the then most...
Why Do Ugly Ugandans Feel More Ugandan Than Others?
By Daniel Kakuru
Daniel Kakuru
The other day, I was in a mall a stone throw away from New Taxi Park, Kampala. I wanted a blazer;...
How Much More Garbage Do We Intend to Copy from Those...
By Daniel Kakuru
I accompanied my father to his eternal resting place on the last day of last year’s month of November. Prior to that,...
I Know Things.
By Daniel KakuruThere is a problem. My friends – and man, I’m talking about those with not the faintest idea about what my balls...
Why Aren’t Mice Afraid of Cats Today?
By Daniel Kakuru
I attended a boys’ school in Western Uganda where student leaders had absolute and unquestionable powers. Whether there were or no teachers-on-duty,...
Some of Us Are Meant to Remain at the Bottom
By Daniel Kakuru.It was the month of July. The wind was silent and motionless. The trees were frozen like monuments, the leaves stationary. The...
So what if you’ve been ‘insulted’?
By Daniel Kakuru.
I once dated a girl whom my friends called a mosquito. Why? She was short and as close to the earth as...
What else does it mean when we import and consume goods...
By Daniel Kakuru.August, 2020.The rain is falling with both hands when I roll out of bed. I slur over the looming threat posed by...
What do men still want in marriages?
By Daniel Kakuru
Last week, three of my friends went down on their knees, scooped out priceless rings and proposed marriage to their girlfriends whom...